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When people think of me marrying, they:
- Clutch their chests and curse.
- Begin recommending marriage counselors to my fiancé.
- Point at my fiancé and whisper "SUUUCKER!"
- Ask why.
- Congratulate me.
When I invite people to my ceremony, they:
- Know to bring their own food.
- Have a stopwatch set for how long the marriage will last.
- Feel honored to be invited.
- Know that I have made a wise choice in partners.
- Plan on hearing lots of swearing from me.
When I was choosing bridesmaids, I:
- Wondered if there was anyone left on earth that would agree to be seen with me.
- Asked my grandmother if any of her bridsesmaids could break away from the nursing home to help me out.
- Knew exactly who to call, and knew they would love to be asked.
- Had a difficult time narrowing down the list.
When my bridesmaids accompanied me to select a dress, they:
- Knew this was going to be a really fun day together.
- Hoped I would let them have the large fries for lunch because I am so cheap.
- Knew they would be asked to buy lots of expensive things they could never use again.
- Knew I would be tasteful and considerate of them.
- Hid in fright, when it was discovered the dress was not made in my size.
- Whimpered. A lot.
I will probably explode if:
- The flowers arrive less than 3 hours early.
- The punch is the wrong shade of pink.
- I can only remember my last boyfriend's name when the pastor asks me to repeat my vows.
- This question does not apply to me.
- The groom doesn't show up.
If my flowers or cake are a few minutes late, I will:
- Not notice.
- Notice, but understand that those things happen.
- Ask testily if there is enough time to display them properly.
- Accuse the driver of being late for spite.
- Assume my drama queen persona and throw a vase at the driver.
If the pastor mispronounces my name at the ceremony, I will probably:
- Scream, "My life is over!"
- Loudly demand a "do-over."
- Stick out my tongue at him in front of everyone.
- Loudly correct him.
- Quietly correct him.
- Do nothing; he's probably right anyway.
If someone mentions that the decorations in the reception hall are a little odd, I will probably:
- Ask if he or she could have done better, with a sneer on my lip and a biting tone.
- Uninvite him or her on the spot.
- Sarcastically ask him or her for help.
- Politely ask him or her for help.
- Cry.
- Thank him or her for helping me avoid a visual disaster.